Veronica the unicorn had one rule: never deal with drama before 11:00 AM..
Every day, she rolled out of bed, brushed her mane (just the front), and plopped into her favourite mossy chair with a mug of something suspiciously herbal and a pipe clenched between her teeth.
As the smoke floated through the air, she nodded wisely like some ancient forest witch, even though she once got lost in her own backyard.
"Life’s good when you’re a unicorn," she’d mumble between puffs. "Especially when no one questions what’s actually in the mug."
And honestly? No one dared.
Stoneware, 12 oz, Dishwasher and Microwave Safe
